I obviously really like puns & there is no better holiday to break out the puns than on Valentine's Day!  A silly little pun paired with a cute image is a recipe for valentine perfection in my book.  It harkens back to my favorite valentines of the 30s, 40s, & 50s.

A silly pun is the perfect starting point for your crafty valentine making this year, so dive in and shower your friends and loved ones with some punny love!

And so, I present to you, 101 of my very favorite Valentine puns...

Animal puns:
Bat : I am batty about you
Bear :  Can’t bear to be without you
Bees : Bee mine / You are the bees knees
Butterfly : You make my heart all aflutter
Cat : You’re the cat’s meow
Cuddlefish : Wanna cuddle?
Deer : Happy Valentine’s Day, Deer / You're such a deer
Dinosaur : You are dino-mite
Elephant : Don’t forget to be my Valentine
Fish : Hooked on you / You're a catch
Fox : You are foxy
Hippo : I love you a ton
Kangaroo : Hop to it and be my Valentine
Lion : I ain’t lion when I say I love you
Monkey : I’m hanging around to be your Valentine
Mosquito : I can’t resist you
Octopus : I’m a sucker for you / my arms long for you
Otter : Glad you are my significant otter
Owl :  Owl always love you
Porcupine : I pine for you
Sheep : I love ewe
Skunk : I am so scenti-mental about you
Snake : You’re the besssssst
Tiger : You are grrrrreat
Whale : Whale you be my valentine

Crafty:
Button: You are cute as a button
Gardening Tools : I dig you
Glue, Stickers : I am stuck on you
Knitting, Yarn: Wool you be my valentine
Marker or Pen : You are just write for me
Ruler : You rule
Scissors : You're a cut above the rest
Sewing Supplies : Sew in love, I love you sew much (super simple gift idea!)

Foodie:
Apple : You are the apple of my eye
Banana: I’m bananas for you
Berry : You are berry sweet
Cake : You take the cake
Candy : Have a sweet Valentine’s Day / You’re sweet, Valentine
Coffee : You perk up my heart / I like you a latte
Cooking supplies, Stove : What's cookin good lookin
Fortune Cookies : I’m fortunate to be with you
Hot Cocoa : You warm my heart
Hot Dog : Frankly, I like you
Ice Cream : You melt my heart
Mason Jar, Canned Goods : You can be my valentine
Measuring Cups, Spoons, Measuring Tape : Our love is immeasurable
Mints : We are mint to be
Nuts : I’m nuts about you
Olives : Olive you
Orange : You’re my main squeeze / Orange you glad you're my valentine?
Peach : You are such a peach!
Peanut Butter & Jelly : We go together like peanut butter and jelly
Pear : We are the perfect pear
Peas : We are two peas in a pod
Pie : You’re a cutie pie
Plum : You are plum perfect for me
Pretzel : You tie my heart in knots
Soda : I'd soda like to be your valentine
Soup : You’re souper
Tea : You are pre-tea cute / You fit me to a tea / You are my cup of tea

Nerdy:
Beaker : You have the formula for my love
Book : You’re tops in my book
Calculator : You + Me = Love
Glasses : I only have eyes for you
Robot : I'm nuts & bolts about you / I like you a bot
Rock You rock my world
Rocketship, Astronaut : You are out of this world / my heart soars for you
Stethoscope, EKG : My heat beats for you
Superhero : I think you're super
X-Ray : My heart radiates for you

Miscellaneous: 
Arrow : You make my heart quiver
Band-Aid : I’m stuck on you
Bandit : You stole my heart
Boat : You float my boat
Bowling : You are striking / you bowl me over
Boxing gloves : You’re a knock out
Broom : You sweep me off my feet
Car : You drive me crazy
Chandelier : You light up my heart / I fancy you